April fool
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Lha, itu yang gue liat pertama waktu login ke blogger, hehe..., gak bisa publish, tp bisa posting, ja ja ja..., subject hari ini? Wah..blom jelas sampai pada saat gue nulis blog ini, ada sms dari temen tadi sore, gini bunyinya :
Men's F rules : Find her, Follow her, Friend her, Flirt her, French her, Finger her, Force her, Fuck her, Forget her, Find next...
What Man says after finished making love? I love you? NO..!! What can I do for you honey? NEVER..!! The famous words is...CUCI GIH SANA, NTAR JADI IHO...
yang ngirim itu co iho, bukan ce...well...hehe....dunno what is wrong with him, until he became so cynical bout life and relationship...:D

Subject: Marketing from a female perspective

Many of my friends have asked for an explanation of Marketing.
Perhaps the following analogies will help clear it up.

1. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say,
"I'm fantastic in bed." --That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy.
One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's Fantastic in bed." --That's Advertising.

3. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say,"Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." --That's Telemarketing.

4. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." --That's Public Relations.

5. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." --That's Brand Recognition.

6. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend. --That's a Sales Rep.

6a. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. --That's Tech Support.

7. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at he top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" --That's SPAM

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"We Fly So Close"

We never realise just how close we come to disaster whether in love or everyday life...'

My harbour lights are fading fast
soon they'll disappear
alone I sit in darkness
hoping someone might come near
though I wait, though I try
no one ever comes
and the feeling that I have flood over me
the river starts to run

We fly so close
we fly so close
sometimes we fly too close

Every place you run to, everywhere you turn
there are places that you know you should not go
but some bridges just won't burn
all my life, though I try
I cannot change the past
and the ghosts that come back to haunt you
make you realise at last

We fly so close
we fly so close
sometimes we fly too close
we fly too close

My heart is racing much faster now
life passes before my eyes
something's I see, they make me smile
something's they make me cry
so I look, so I try to find
a lesson I can learn
the passing of time hasn't changed my mind
and the ghosts I know return

You know we fly so close
we fly so close
sometimes we fly too close
we fly too close

We fly so close, you and I sometimes
sometimes we fly so close,
we'll never know how many times
we fly so close
we fly so close